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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

"You have to be odd to be number one."
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Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better